I believe in God, the Almighty Father. In his son, who could have his hair cut from time to time.
I believe in Mother Earth and her all-defying power.
I believe in the Holy Family.
I believe in the good in me, I renounce the Devil. Allah is great and Mohammed was not a dwarf either.
I believe in a Higher Being, at the least.
I believe in angels, worm holes and area 51.
I believe in divine creativity, Timothy Leary and the Sun Language Theory. There is no proof that Shiva does not exist. Buddha and Elvis are alive.
I do not really believe in Hell, but who knows for sure. God does not play dice. Nietzsche is dead.
I believe in Zeus, the Almighty Father. Even when he calls himself Jupiter.
I believe Yahweh is not a fish in a barrel either.
I believe that the holy ghost would stand his ground, even as a fish or a nightingale.
I believe in the soul of animals.
I believe I have not been reborn as a dove yet.
I believe one cannot do without belief.
I want to believe.
I have to believe.
I will believe until my last breath.
Then, I believe, we shall see.
I buy well. I buy much.
Buying well means to buy much.
I always buy much. You never know.
Since I buy much, I buy cheap. You can never buy enough of what is cheap. What is cheap is also the best.
I am loved because I buy the best. Buying is simply the best for me. The best for the family. The best for the shop assistants. The best for everybody.
I buy well. I buy much.
Who buys much, consumes much. Consumption boosts the economy. You can never consume enough. To consume is to live.
I live to consume. I am a responsible consumer. Who provides for others is in control of matters.
I buy well. I buy much.
I buy ahead. You never know. Buying ahead is my vocation. My job is to buy what is best. What is best is also cheap. But I don’t want to get anything dirt cheap.
I buy well. I buy much.
I always buy quality. I always buy the best but only if it is cheap. To buy well means to buy much. This is how I keep the economy going.
I can buy my happiness.
Endlicher, 2007, 2008