The words
I am totally calm.
I am totally calm.
I am totally calm.
I am who I am.
I am no follower.
I am a leader.
I am strongest when alone.
My left hand feels so heavy.
My parents will never know.
My brothers and sisters will move out.
My teachers will let me pass.
My colleagues will like me.
I will get the money for the car.
I will sleep with Aurelia.
I will make it.
I do not delude myself
I am no follower.
I am a leader.
I am totally calm.
My left hand flows with warmth.
The cops won’t get me.
They won’t shoot Butch.
They will let me go.
I am totally calm.
My kids will get off my back.
I am totally calm.
Sue won’t wake up before me.
I am totally calm.
My neighbours won’t recognise me.
I breathe with ease and peace.
My names are a good omen.
I am smarter than people think.
I am totally calm.
I am true to myself.
I am very sure.
My arms are warm and heavy.
My knees are cool and light.
I am all ears.
I can hear the fine distinctions.
I am totally calm.
Every sound strengthens my calm.
My toes are warm and heavy.
My fingers are warm and heavy.
My eyelids are warm and heavy.
My earlobes are warm and heavy.
My nostrils are warm and heavy.
My cartilage is warm and heavy.
I will know justice.
I will be all right in my old age.
I do not care.
I am totally calm.
I breathe with ease and peace.
I think with ease and smartness.
I calculate with ease and correctness.
I speak loudly and clearly.
I digest noisily and thoroughly.
I play hard and well.
I can’t and won’t let it go.
I keep my anger to myself.
I am not intimidated by images.
I trust in the Word.
I trust no one.
I am totally calm.
My heartbeat is regular and strong.
My heartbeat is hard and heavy.
My heartbeat is dull and defty.
I will not loose heart.
I create the new.
I am totally calm.
I am without a doubt the greatest guy I know.
My solar plexus flows with warmth.
My sternum is leaden.
My scrotum is airy.
My amygdala almond-kernel is energized.
My buttocks are at peace.
My asshole opens and shuts.
I am totally calm.
My face is pleasantly cool.
My member is pleasantly limp.
My thoughts are pure.
My friends are true.
My desires are affordable.
My hopes are realistic.
My life is worth living.
I am totally calm.
I am totally calm.
I am totally calm.
I will finish it in style.
(listen to the mirror)
Endlicher for the talking mirror, 2007